from the New York Times, anonymous woman with lovely legs announces that Lady Liberty's crown is open to visitors, July 4, 2009Happy Birthday, America!
Goodness, Readers, Nanny Tina and I are everywhere today. As usual we are in demand --advice about grilling etiquette*, christening two battleships, a submarine, and a skiff off City Island (Nanny Tina owed a favor to someone named Sal the Trap), appearing on CNN about poor Michael and now we are on our way to send to you a live feed from the NannyWorld International Headquarters Roof so you can know what it feels like to be special and have the best seat for the fireworks.
* Yes, Readers, you should wear gloves when eating fried chicken, but only if your hostess is doing the same. Be guided by the obvious. And no, no, no, never eat corn-on-the-cob with dentures. Other diners do not want to see your teeth alone attached to the corn and out of your head. Please! Use your intellect and think of your dining partner.
1 comments:
July fert nineteen seventyseven: I ate a kern on da cob wit Halstein at Studio 55. The cob got stuck in my bridge. I could hardly tawk wit a hole corn sticking outta my cheek. I sez to Halstein, Halstein getdagowwdamnccornnoutttamamut. So he pulls. Won't ya know it but da cob goes flyin across da disco floor along wit my bridge. Afta dat I learned to carry a spare bridge on da fert. Dr. Cchaim Drilla makes dem. One size fits all.
Also, maybe Nanny Molly didn't mention dis but corn is a diarrheatic.
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