Good afternoon, Listeners around the globe, we are coming to you from Fox News Headquarters [giggling] O goodness! Sometimes a girl has to make compromises for the sake of the news. Rush Lowbrow is unavailable in Hawaii after someone poisoned his poi, [more giggling] and we jumped in.
Nanny Molly! This is serious. Rush is serious. Poisoned poi is no laughing matter!
Right. Right. Okay let's get on with it.
We are breaking in here to also tell you that the Annual NannyWorld Ball, this year a Rockathon, may be cancelled, postponed or otherwise downsized. Its future is uncertain and ticket holders wait for news.
The switchboard at NannyWorld Headquarters is frozen with callers and our own man in the Control Booth today, Dominic "The Tooth" Dominici, is inconsolable. If the screen goes blank it's because he has given in to another crying fit. Dominic, steady.
The infamous and adored Nanny Tina is in hiding. She is rumored to have locked herself into the Red Door, the famed Elizabeth Arden salon for beauty treatments.
Crowds in Times Square wait for news of the event. Many sleeveless and from the South, endure the winter day in hopes of attending the famed event.
Nanny Molly! This is serious. Rush is serious. Poisoned poi is no laughing matter! 
Right. Right. Okay let's get on with it. 
The switchboard at NannyWorld Headquarters is frozen with callers and our own man in the Control Booth today, Dominic "The Tooth" Dominici, is inconsolable. If the screen goes blank it's because he has given in to another crying fit. Dominic, steady.
Crowds in Times Square wait for news of the event. Many sleeveless and from the South, endure the winter day in hopes of attending the famed event.
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