Total Body Scan Questions

In a word, No.

Readers, why the upset over the total body scan that will be required of all of us? A public view of our glorious bodies as our great Creator made us! How marvelous!

We can wait in line at airports content with the knowledge that every nook, cranny, fold, scratched surface of dry skin patch, and private rash will be seen in full view of our fellow passengers. It gives opportunity for what I like to call The New Intimacy. We'll be able to dispense with the small talk with our seat mates.



"Hi there! I'm Nanny Molly,"

"Hullo."

"Wait a minute...I remember you on the scan! Yes! You're the one with the immense beer belly!"

"Uhhhh"

"Those nuts falling out from the folds were really something weren't they? My goodness! I loved the way the kids scattered to grab them -- like pigeons in San Marco's. [light chuckling]


There's nothing to be frightened of, Readers. Simply step your lovely slender and delicious self into the imaging booth.












Everything is documented. Especially your inner power.