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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Westminster Dog Show, Reds are In!
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ALL WITH RED HAIR!
Nanny Molly reports:
Darlings! Reporting to you from Madison Square Garden where the first day of the Westminster Dog Show is in progress and Red is the new Black! The redheads are everywhere, preened, pruned and pampered. Goodness, it is a sea of saran wrap on the curls and hair spray in the air!
Two strays were hanging around but after no one noticed, they got in a scrap and were asked to leave. Without treats.
what kinda beauty parlor is dat? Looks like a barn. Where's Hugeau my stylist? Hugeau! Hugeau! )what's wit da ea and u's I'll neva know) Book me for a hot chocolate wrap wit a lava rock duet massage, a mani-pedi wit acrylic extensions, an six hours for roots. Molls--get outta dat place you'll look like dem plastic broads!
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what kinda beauty parlor is dat? Looks like a barn. Where's Hugeau my stylist? Hugeau! Hugeau! )what's wit da ea and u's I'll neva know) Book me for a hot chocolate wrap wit a lava rock duet massage, a mani-pedi wit acrylic extensions, an six hours for roots. Molls--get outta dat place you'll look like dem plastic broads!
Ma? Ma? dat you in da red bows?
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